K00pkidd World Tour

The tour is scheduled to end not with a bang, but with a whimper—specifically, a whimper from a WiFi pineapple that backfires, locking k00pkidd out of his own GeoCities mirror site. He will declare "victory" while eating a cold Hot Pocket in a motel 6, watching Hackers on a CRT TV, and whispering to himself:

"I didn't lose the root. The root lost me." k00pkidd world tour

Tickets: Free, because no one is selling them. Warning: Do not give this man your ZIP code. He will try to war-dial it. The tour is scheduled to end not with

Disclaimer: This is a work of parody. No modems were harmed in the making of this write-up. k00pkidd is a fictional archetype representing the turn-of-the-century script-kiddie subculture. "I didn't lose the root

The only sold-out "event" occurred by accident. k00pkidd checked into a capsule hotel and spent the night trying to use Sub7 on the hotel’s shared network. He mistakenly opened the CD-ROM tray of a sleeping businessman two floors up. The man, assuming a ghost, fled into the hallway in his underwear. k00pkidd later tweeted from a flip phone: "Owned a salaryman. He didn’t even see it coming." He was banned from the chain.

Unlike typical cheat drops that target one game or one region, this tour is notable for three reasons: