The update introduces five new "Romantic Archetypes" for NPCs (Non-Player Characters). Knowing which one you’re dating is key to success.
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In v040, one specific NPC—a nondescript gardener named "Chad_Generic"—has a 1-in-10,000 chance of realizing he’s in a parody. His romance arc involves him trying to break up with you before you inevitably ghost him for the vampire pirate DLC. His dialogue includes gems like, “I know you’re only farming my affection for a Steam achievement. I deserve better.” The update introduces five new "Romantic Archetypes" for