Skatingjesus Andaroos Chronicles Chapter 3 32 Hot -
Unlike the punk and hip-hop anthems of classic skate media, Chapter 3.32’s audio is a generative glitch-hop track titled "32nd Push" . It is composed entirely of the sounds of Andaroos’s wheels hitting different surfaces: the dry crunch of asphalt, the wet slap of a puddle, the metallic ring of a storm drain. Entertainment here is aural—a sensory deprivation tank on wheels.
Because of copyright claims from the original music (a haunting, unlicensed remix of Nico’s “These Days” played at 16 RPM), the official Chapter 3 video has been re-uploaded dozens of times. For the true “32 HOT” experience, seek out the “Heatwave Cut” (red thumbnail, timestamp intact). Pay close attention to: SkatingJesus Andaroos Chronicles Chapter 3 32 HOT
As of this writing, creator (or "Chronicler") behind SkatingJesus Andaroos remains anonymous. Interlaced within Chapter 3.32 are hex codes and GPS coordinates that lead to real-world painted curbs in Albuquerque, New Mexico, and a suburb of Osaka, Japan. Fans have begun pilgrimage, waxing those curbs and leaving offerings of broken bearings and handwritten notes saying "Again." Unlike the punk and hip-hop anthems of classic
Chapter 4 is rumored to be titled "The Nosegrind of the Soul" and will explore the intersection of skateboarding and gardening. If 3.32 is any indication, we are in for a slow, beautiful, and utterly rebellious ride. Because of copyright claims from the original music
Traditional skate entertainment is goal-oriented: land the kickflip, clear the gap, beat the high score. In 3.32, Andaroos pushes down a suburban street for eleven minutes without lifting his board. He passes a laundromat, a defunct Blockbuster, and a man walking a iguana. The entertainment comes not from action, but from attention. The lifestyle lesson: Your line is your life. Obstacles are not to be conquered but to be flowed around.