The only known repellent is audacity. Succubi feed on shy glances and nervous swallowing. Starve them.
The Tutorial Action: When the Succubus in the Spiced Pumpkin Top approaches you at the hayride, do not break eye contact. Look at her sweater. Look back at her eyes. Then say this exactly:
"Nice top. Too bad the 'spice' is just paprika and lies." succubus pandemic tutorial spicy pumpkin top
She will short-circuit. For 1.7 seconds, she will glitch, confused that her autumn aesthetic failed. Use that window to throw a handful of raw cinnamon at her feet (a traditional binding agent).
The "Top" in Spicy Pumpkin Top refers to the hierarchical structure of the pandemic. These are not mere monsters; they are Barista Overlords. The only known repellent is audacity
By Dr. Elara Vex, Department of Demonic Virology
Warning: The following information is classified as Reality Anchor Protocol 7. The current "Succubus Pandemic," designated Incubus-PR-6, is no longer a standard incursion. It is a culinary-cognitive hybrid event. "Nice top
As of this writing, 68% of the population has succumbed to the "Spicy Pumpkin Top" variant. If you are reading this, your lucidity is fading. Here is your tutorial for survival.