10 Minios -

Imagine a Minio who ate all the other Minios. The Fat Guy is slow, round, and bounces when he walks. He doesn’t need a weapon. He just falls on you. He is the gentle giant of destruction.

for i in 0..9; do
  mkdir -p /tmp/minio-instance-$i/data
  mkdir -p /tmp/minio-instance-$i/config
done

Ready to dive in? Here is your action plan: 10 minios

  • Disable Secure Boot: Most Mini OSes do not support Secure Boot. Go into your BIOS and turn it off.
  • Boot, don't install: Most of these OSes offer a "Live" mode. You can try them without touching your hard drive.
  • What happens when you give a Minio a propeller hat? Chaos. Fly Guys hover just out of jump range, dropping weights on your head. They think they are eagles. We know they are just angry beach balls with goggles. Imagine a Minio who ate all the other Minios

    Use HAProxy or Nginx to front the 10 instances: Ready to dive in

    upstream minio_cluster 
        server localhost:9000;
        server localhost:9001;
        # ... up to 9009
    server 
        listen 80;
        location / 
            proxy_pass http://minio_cluster;
    

    The original introvert. Shy Guys are the anxious artists of the Minio world. They hide behind wooden masks, run in panic, and are more likely to trip over their own robes than actually catch you. In Mario Party, they’re the ones standing in the corner at the party, waiting to go home.

    mc mb minio0/test-bucket